The Prompt has this thing we do where we make a list. Of what? Who knows! Whatever the writer’s in the mood for. In my first ICAGL, I listed all the foods and food-related things that were clearly invented by white people because they’re the only ones who like them!
I know I’m exaggerating. But still.
It started with Sno Caps.
My best friend and I realized that our significant others (both white men) love this so-called candy. While I can get behind chocolate and nonpareils separately, this terrible combination is not candy to me—it’s punishment. There is simply no other explanation for anyone thinking this counts as a sweet treat than “white nonsense.” Plus, leave it to white people to make other white people think it’s perfectly logical to buy what is literally a 3.5-ounce box of chocolate chips when they could buy a 12-ounce bag at the grocery store for less than a dollar more.
As such, we began lamenting (and silently gagging at the thought of) all the foods and food flavors that white people are trying to pass off as delicious when, in fact, they are garbage that people should feel bad about enjoying.
