March 26, 2018 An Incomplete and Growing List of Things You Shouldn’t Knock Until You’ve Tried Them Not everything on this list is a positive, but that’s partially the point.
March 21, 2018 It’s Time to Knock Some Sense into Captain America Stans I know it’s hard to accept. But Captain Steve Rogers is a garbage human being, and it’s time to talk about it.
March 6, 2018 What a Sucker: A Definitive, Super-Scientific Ranking of Popular Lollipops I have all the qualifications to make this judgment. For example, I like candy.
March 2, 2018 The F-List: Are There Any Street Lovers in “Street Fighter II”? Who’s more bangable: E. Honda or Blanka? The answers may shock you!
February 22, 2018 What If Your Life Was Soundtracked? What songs would play during your most pivotal moments?
February 12, 2018 An Incomplete and Growing List of Questions I Still Have about “Harry Potter” Because surprisingly, not everything has been addressed in one of JKR’s insane tweet.
January 31, 2018 If Love Is the Game, Is Marriage Winning or Losing? Michelle Branch and Carlos Santana didn’t exactly clear up how the game of love works.
January 18, 2018 Writing a College Essay Is Simple: It’s All a Lie! Because, surprise: our educational system is a joke.
January 10, 2018 An Incomplete and Growing List of Foods and Flavors that are White Nonsense There are some foods that can only be associated with white people. These are true facts.
January 5, 2018 For Better or Worse, 2017 Taught Me Resilience Let’s talk about 2017. Or maybe not. It wasn’t great, amirite?
