Here’s a collection of found love letters that slowly devolves into insanity.
Dear Clomprex; or The Dissolution of a Union: A Tragedie in Three Acts
as First Set Down by Pliny III
and Further Elaborated by Randall “Steven” Duchy,
Here Presented for the First Time in its Native Englishe.
Second Edition.From the Journal of Randall “Steven” Duchy.
June 19, —-
Yeah so, like, I was on break from my shift at Wendy’s, and I was hanging out behind the dumpster with Jim and Monkey Balls. And, like, Monkey Balls said “Hey Steven”—my nickname is Steven, which is why he called me that—and he was like, “What’s that thing behind the dumpster, man?” And, like, I went to go look and I found this weird, like, old-timey stack of letters. You know, like how old letters look and they’re all stacked on top of each other and tied together with a string and stuff? And so, like, I took the letters home and, like, read them and, like, wrote them down and stuff. It’s weird, man. These people are weird.
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