June 8, 2020 Sonnet: My Neighbor Bought a Peloton There are exercise bikes, and then there are Pelotons.
January 31, 2020 Dear Clomprex; or The Dissolution of a Union: A Tragedie in Three Acts Honestly, Lawrence and I should not be trusted to write things together.
May 6, 2019 A Visual Journey through My Evolving Appreciation for Facial Hair I used to have a strong aversion to men with facial hair. Oh, how the times have changed.
March 13, 2019 The F-List: Trophies are for Smashing There are some phallic trophies out there. And yet, not as many as you’d think.
December 19, 2018 The F-List: It’s Electric, Boogie Woogie Woogie (International Electric Outlets) What makes a wall socket sexy? Find out!
October 10, 2018 An Incomplete and Growing List of My Completely Irrational Fears The fun thing about phobias is that they make no goddamn sense but they exist anyway.
September 20, 2018 You Can Bet Your Ass We’re Gonna Be Weird Parents There’s basically no way on Earth my children will grow up to be normal.
